Did you know that three 20 second belly laughs are equalivant to 15min of cardio? I found that out at church today. So with it being Monday and all the sole goal of this post is to give you at least one good belly laugh. And remember to share the ab workout with a girlfriend ;)
I was reading the book of Numbers and I realized I don't have yours.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives...he never met you
Hi, my name is Will...God's will
Do you need prayer? Because I am certainly willing to lay hands on you?
Random Other Funnies
Two snakes are together. The first asks the second "Are we poisons?" The other one says "that's an odd question to ask, why are you asking?" The first snake replies "I just bit my lip."
A man bough his mother-in-law a grave plot for Christmas. Obviously the mother-in-law wasn't happy to happy with her son-in-law. The next Christmas comes around and the mother-in-law is still upset with the man and asks him why he didn't bother to buy her a present this year. The man replies "because you didn't use what I gave you last year."